Tuesday, July 19, 2011

"How could ye have forgotten your God?"

Following the passing of the Marriage Equality Act in New York, many people I know (and don't know) were both vocally and online expressing the idea that this is a sign of moral decay in the country, and that those who support same-sex marriage have forgotten God.

Today, I read a news article about a twelve-year-old boy who had his foot bitten almost all the way off by a bull shark. Because of his family's clear thinking and the speediness of treatment, he is expected to make a full recovery. He and his family were quoted in the article as saying they were so grateful that "God was with them." The top-rated user comment on the story was, "God was with them? Was he the shark???"

This offends me far more than does the legalization of same-sex marriage in New York. Which is worse, the fact that people who do not belong to a religion that says same-sex is wrong, but who have just as much likelihood of being good, honest people who serve their fellow man as you do can now marry those they love, or the fact that on an individual basis God is mocked every day? Whether it's by taking God's name in vain or mocking him outright, moral decay in this country isn't something that's caused by legislation. It's caused by individuals.

But nevertheless you see countless people who will gladly decry entire groups of people, people they don't even know, for their supposed efforts to destroy the country's morality, while turning a blind eye to those little acts which destroy the country's morality so much faster.

That's really all I have to say.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Lesson of the Day

You know how if you eat too much pineapple your stomach will hurt later? Well, if you liquify a pineapple by cubing it and putting it in the blender with ice to make a smoothie with the intent to drink some now and freeze the rest for later... your stomach will still be in what may be described as agony if you drink the whole thing.

It was delicious, though.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And thank Buddha for that.

After my recent gravy fiasco, I have been determined to redeem myself and prove that I am not, in fact, a terrible cook.  And so today I decided to make stir-fry.  I'd never made stir-fry before, but I decided it couldn't be that difficult.  And it wasn't.  I'd gotten my paycheck last Friday and so I finally had money to buy real ingredients (read: fresh fruits and vegetables) and make real food (read: not cereal or nasty sausage-less gravy).  I bought tofu and mushrooms and water chestnuts and chicken and a green pepper, and made a sauce from things I had in my kitchen.  And seriously, this sauce is probably one of the most delicious things I've ever made.  I was so relieved.  If this cooking attempt had resulted in failure as well, I probably would have given up on cooking permanently and lived on ramen and cereal for the rest of my days, which may wind up happening anyway.

My intention was to take a picture of the final product on my plate, but I forgot and ate it first.  So instead, here is a picture of the final product in a tupperware, which I will eat for lunch tomorrow.
Stir-Fry Over Unflavored Ramens, Topped With Chow Mein Noodles
(I find that the best way to survive as a college student is to make Ramens taste good.)

I am now including the recipe for what I would describe as Asian-ish Spicy Peanut Sauce. It is quite delicious, and I am documenting the recipe partly because I like to pretend anyone cares, but mostly because I know if I post it here I won't lose it.

Asian-ish Spicy Peanut Sauce


Crunchy Peanut Butter (Around 1/2-3/4 c. Creamy peanut butter will probably work as well, but I liked the crunchy bits in the end product. Also, I didn't have any creamy peanut butter.)

4 Garlic Cloves, minced (Some quantity of garlic powder may be substituted if unlike me, one does not have a roommate with more garlic than she knows what to do with.)

Soy Sauce (Honestly, I have no idea how much I used. I pretty much just put some in, mixed the sauce, and then added more until it tasted good.)

Brown Sugar (Probably 2/3 c or so)

Ginger (See note for soy sauce)

Red Pepper (I seriously probably used like a tablespoon and a half of this, because I like things to be spicy. However, as many people like to keep the roofs of their mouths intact, less may be used.)

1/8 c Canola Oil (Or vegetable oil. Or olive oil. Or whatever oil is on hand. Also, I'm not even entirely sure if the oil is even necessary.)


Combine peanut butter, garlic, brown sugar, oil, and an arbitrary quantity of ginger, soy sauce, and chili powder. Taste. Add more soy sauce, ginger, and chili powder as desired. Add water until sauce is the desired consistency. Taste again. Add more soy sauce, ginger, and chili powder as desired. Stir. Add another few shakes of soy sauce for good measure. Brush sauce over meat/tofu and let sit for a few minutes prior to cooking. Use the rest of the sauce in the stir fry once the vegetables are added.