Monday, November 21, 2011

Life Lessons.

Sometimes, first impressions can be completely and utterly wrong.

The amount of precipitation on any given day is directly proportional to the amount of time you spent on your hair that morning.

If someone suggests that songs be sung when doing a particular activity, and the first song that pops into your head is Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park," you should probably keep that to yourself.

It is very difficult to write decent songs that are relevant to your life if you haven't had your heart broken lately and also aren't head-over-heels in love.